WHY
I’D SAY NO TO A CAMPUS CHICK
A little girl born in one of the rural corners of
Kenya, goes to a local primary school and works hard to secure a post in a
provincial school, gets a B plain and the university placement board seals her
fate with a Degree in Tourism and Hospitality Management. The day she had
always awaited finally comes and she leaves hand in hand with her mother since
the father either died or is utterly irresponsible. They walk in hand in hand
and she endures the sun, the stench of sweat and foul mouths to make sure she
is registered. The mother gives her a mouthful of advice and chunks off a big
part of her savings and with tears in her eyes watches her walk off, alone and
about to face the world. She feels lost, homesick and confused, doesn’t know
her way around university and has roommates who also suffer the same treatment.
They become best of friends and walk in a cluster for the first week before the
lucky ones find their ‘better halves’ and wander off the pack. Classes start
two weeks later and she sits through her first class, writing everything
including the lecturers name and age, now convinced that she was in campus. She
doesn’t want to lose her focus so keeps off boys for a while but the lecturer (who
happens to be a doctor) tells them to get into groups and do a take-away
assignment. They are supposed to be ten but some of them are too busy loving to
focus so only four of them do the assignment. Boys try to hit on her but she
brushes them off and they leave to try the easier to bed options. She feels
like a queen back in the villages when she goes home during the holiday keeping
off the village boys, ignoring that boy whom she had liked but had not made it
to campus and now wasn’t her class. Schools re-open and she realizes that
almost all the ladies had boyfriends, some in the same class some in the other
years and she falls for one. It is blissful and he also happens to be bright
but being well brought up, she know pre-mature sex isn’t for her and when he
gets tired and wanders off, he finds a
better one. The semester breezes by and she realizes that she doesn’t have to
attend all classes in campus and one could also cram when exams are around the
corner, rather jot some ‘mwakenya’ and walk into the exam room. Second year
comes calling and she realizes that the boys were no longer involved with them
since they had focused on the incoming students. She is holed into one of the
dingy hostels with three other girls, one an avid smoker, another a sworn
drunkard and the other a party animal. Since she doesn’t have people who care
for her, she looks up to the new troupe for friendship. This is partly due to
their jibes and the fact that she wanted to savour some of her freedom. Step by
step things change and books take a backstage. Two puffs, two sips and she can
now down a whole sheesha bottle herself. She becomes a smoker then later a
stoner and realises that she needs money to fund her habits. She starts forming
imaginary trips and activity and fleeces her mother to her last coin. When she
can no longer sustain her, she is introduced to an old man with money maybe
through online platforms or one of her ‘affluent’ friends and puff, her
virginity is gone to the dogs. The experience isn’t worth it but the money is. She
slides deeper and deeper and can now do it with three men a day and she buys
herself a couch, twenty-one inch flat screen TV and a bed of indecipherable
wood. She becomes bolder by day and now does it without a condom. She finds
another boyfriend in campus to be secure and now her time shifts between her
sources of income and the small parasite seeking warmth. It is about this time
that she misses her menses and it is back to the drawing board. She is two
month pregnant and definitely not ready so she goes to one of the recommended
quacks and the problem is solved. Five months later, she procures her second. She
struggles with her academics and she barely scrapes by now. She is pregnant
again and this time she has to defer her studies to give birth. She leaves the
child with the mother and comes back to pick up from where she left off. She realizes
that she is not attractive enough and her good friend suggest a ‘documents lift’
and so she has her breasts and butt enhanced. She goes further and bleaches her
face then it is back to her philandering ways. She graduates at twenty three
and due to her connection, one of her ‘sponsors’ secures her a form of
employment and she is now on her own. One year later, her hormones tell her
that it is time to get married. She sheds off the short dress and takes in
Kitenge, gets rid of her make-up and goes natural; and instead of the club now
goes to vigils. She regrets her two abortions, her bottles of alcohol, the
smoke in her lungs and even the sexual philanthropy and prays to God to give
her someone good, possibly responsible and God-fearing. The campus boyfriends
are too busy making their lives to bother about her and so she fasts and prays,
joins women leagues and crosses her fingers whenever a man passes.
This is the average campus chick that I am
expected to spend forever with AND GET MANY CHILDREN. *SIGH*
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